ur mama a llama

Worst insult in mankind. Can literally wipe out a whole species.

T-Rex: ur mom gay
Triceratops: ur mama a llama
*Meteor hits Earth and all the dinosaurs fucking die*

by Phantox April 05, 2018

Oh My Llama

A substitution for saying "oh my god", but "oh my llama" isn't usually said because someone is shocked. This is usually said at anything random to make the people around them laugh.

Bob: Look at that kids hair! It is a purple mowhawk!

Bill: Oh my llama!

Crowd:(laughs)

by the dude that made this phrase October 27, 2009

fallabama llama alpaca

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.

Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Illegal llama fights

When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.

Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.

Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?

Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.

by Isaak S you know me sokrith May 29, 2014

alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out

jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama

by Mericawaaa June 06, 2020

shrexy mama llama

When you're looking fresh, AS FUCK!!! (But you act like you don't) But everyone knows that you also looking fresh as fuck.

"damn sharkeisha looking like a shrexy mama llama today"

sharkeisha: "mhm yeah i do, i mean WHAT!!!''

by shmurdaaaa April 14, 2018