Lasagna Wave

Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.

That is such as lasagna wave.

by Lasagna Man May 21, 2018

lasagna wave

the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products

Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.

by Monsieur E May 22, 2018

Lasagna

a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex

“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018

Lasairíona

Lasairíona (pronounced Lah-sah-reena) is an Irish language female given name. The name means 'flame wine' or 'wine made from flames' as it derives from the Irish words 'Lasair' meaning flame and 'fhiona' meaning wine. Lasairíona is usually associated with a person whom is quite upfront, fiery, prepossessing and can be loud and bubbly. Name is sometimes shortened to Lassy (pronounced Los-ee).

"Wow Rachel really wasn't holding back in saying what was on her mind today!"
"Yeah I know! She was being such a Lasairíona!"

by thatsmoothgal September 7, 2018

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Lasagna

A food item that really shouldn't exist.

Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta

by Mushy Lasagna February 26, 2019