Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"

by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023

lamp sprunko

someone from the sprunkoments

lamp sprunkoments is cool!

by twothealgebraien June 9, 2025

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021