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Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.
James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it
by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018
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Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?
Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps
by ohwhyareyouheretoday May 11, 2018
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Lamp

A device using electricity,oil or gas to give light
We have a beautiful lamp at home .
by IDK, February 21, 2017
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lamp

acronym for Large.Ass.Moist.Pussy
by hdjig May 15, 2016
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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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lamp hat

'Thats a nice lamp hat'
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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
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