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The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!
Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
by KROCK420 May 4, 2010
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Loose Jerry

The kind of guy who has no interest in pursuing the hottest of females. Bypass the 10s, skip the 9s, forget the 8s, brush off the 7s. 6 and below--that's his wheelhouse. Why expend unnecessary effort when you can have a sure thing? Loose Jerry isn't about wasting his time. Finish your Miller Lite pitcher, Miss, and let's head back to my house to bump uglies.
Michael: Hey, look how sexy that Asian broad is over there...
Loose Jerry: All I see is her fat friend--ripe for the pickin'.....if you'll excuse me....
by Oliver Love June 13, 2013
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loose kittens

Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.
Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!
by titanfan January 18, 2011
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Loose editor

An editor that doesn't care at all about the site or what definitons get through, so they publish/delete any definition in front of them without bothering to read them. You'll be lucky to get the good kind who will publish your definition on a whim.
I, a loose editor, sat there for about three minutes publishing pages of definitons before i got bored.
by A loose editor. April 29, 2007
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Loose Moose

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed
by Cleenich December 21, 2016
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Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.
Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.
by HughJorgenn April 2, 2015
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loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)
"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!
by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014
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