Lobato

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.

Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.

by Rag Man December 1, 2010

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

by Jsr95 May 13, 2018

lobe sex

When one individual proceeds to rub his cock on another females ear-lobes and then ejaculates all over them, into the ear canal.

"Dude last night I totally had lobe sex with your mom. I ass fucked her in your bed and stuck my cock in her ear and came all inside of it. She wasn't able to hear anything!"

by Mike Hunt 17354 June 16, 2008

lobby confidence (LC)

Unspeakable composure, such as that gained upon entrance into a lobby context, e.g. dormitory lobbies and study rooms

"You need to have the lobby confidence (LC). When you walk into the lobby, you're not afraid to talk to somebody new. Now apply that to Chemistry."

"Put down the marker and step away. Now take some deep breaths... see, there I was displaying Lobby Confidence."

by Wiley WAR Room May 3, 2009

lobster whore

A woman (usually a less than attractive gold digger type) who sits at the bar in an upscale restaurant for hours nursing a glass of cheap chardonnay until one of the drunk but affluent customers to invites her to his table to join him for dinner. She then orders the most expensive item on the menu – usually a two-pound lobster. This term was coined at the Palm in New York in the 1980s.

"I'm not setting foot in this place again until the management decides to run out these lobster whores."

by Boston Freckler September 22, 2007

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009