Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard

That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot

by Ay G March 1, 2017

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Limp bhizkit

A band that suck so bad that it will make you loose braincells by the thousands.

Limp bhizkit suck man!

by The mailman October 21, 2019

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp Bizkit

A much mocked and maligned Nu Metal band whose actual music is much better than most ignorant and elitist people think. Most Limp Bizkit haters are bandwagoners with an inferiority complex who just like to mock the band, in particular frontman Fred Durst. People who are willing to listen to their first few albums with an open mind will find they are full of monster riffs, infectious grooves and sometimes just brute force aggression. Wes Borland is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time. As a live band they are frequently electrifying too.

Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.

Me: Have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)

by Celephais7 October 27, 2021

Limp

adjective

free from anxiety or responsibility

synonyms: unbothered, chill, relaxed

Aye nigga keep that shit limp.

Yeah you can come over, it will be limp.

by statutoryvape September 8, 2021