premier league

girl of highest attractiveness, sometimes used in england (refers to the english football league).

the term also uses 1st division, 2nd division, and 3rd division to rate girls accordingly.

e.g a rough outline:

(hotness rating out of 10)
9-10 = premier league
7-8 = 1st division
4-6 = 2nd division
0-3 = 3rd division

first guy: "mate you see that girl there? shes premier league"
second guy: "naa i'd say like 1st division at best."

by bufftinggg October 17, 2008

Out of your league

When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.

Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...

Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

National League

The highest minor league in professional baseball. Far below the American League yet higher than the AAA level of minor league baseball, the National League is unofficially classified as an AAAA level league. It is also frequently a refuge for players who have failed playing in the American League.

My little sister has been named to the National League All-Star team.

by judge, jury, and executioner January 13, 2009

League Of Legends

one of the best games ever developed by an amazingly shitty company.

Youtube ads for League Of Legends are really annoying, I already play that game!

by steamsy May 24, 2019

Catholic League Strikeout

When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.

Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!

by crazybearthatdances February 9, 2010

major league

feces. crap. poop. bowel movement number 2.

Joe: Ah man i gotta take a major league!
Andy: You gotta league it?

by lizzynicz May 28, 2009

Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005