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leather toungue

When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.
"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."
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Leah

A very pretty, thick girl who is very passionate and lives to care for other people! She is not selfish at all and loves seeing people happy!
Leah would be a great person to have as a friend!

friendly AWESOME
by Bunny ears🐰 July 14, 2016
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leah

LEAH IS A SWEET AND FUNNY GIRL WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY BE HAPPY AND LAUGH BUT TRULY INSIDE SHES SAD, LEAH HAS SUCH AN AMAZING AND KIND HEART, SO FORGIVING AND LOVELY SHE ALWAYS FARTS ALSO
DUDE 1: HEY MAN DO YOU SEE HOW LEAH ALWAYS MAKES HER FRIENDS LAUGH AND SMILE

DUDE 2: IKR IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A GF DUDE I GOT HER PREGO
DUDE 1: OH SHIT THATS OK THO
by thiccshrek November 10, 2018
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brandon lathrop

a gay guy that cheats and thinks hes all of that when he is just a gay homosexual that gits pleasure from gurls hateing him and gitting pleasuered by his mom
by jeffery OG August 6, 2011
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LEACH

1) leach is a type of person who does their best to suck your personal wealth out of you, without actually causing pain, but just extreme annoyance after you notice it is happaning.

2) a friend who looses their job and for some reason needs a place to stay for a couple weeks until they get back on their feet. after living free for 2 weeks you find they are not looking for a job and they sit at your house to eat your food, mess your house up and watch talk show reruns all day.
3) the guy/girl who always wants to hang out, then when a few suggest to go out to eat somewhere, he/she agrees also. You dont come to find out until after everyone has eaten, and the bill is comming in that he/she has no money and is asking for everyone to chip in for them... which they reply sorry guys i thought i had cash on me.
1) OMG he is such a leach he only comes over when he sees me walk into my house with a case of beer.

2) hey leach, how about you get off my sofa and go get a job and get out of my house.
3) Wow, you ordered food, ate it, and then decided to tell everyone you had no money so no one could tell you they cant help you out? Your a strait up leach.
by thurg00d February 23, 2010
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Penis Leach

A male or female who craves and suckles the cock so hard they can only be removed by blunt force trauma and/or burning.
Why you holdin' your cock Bobby? That damn penis leach in the hot tub got a hold of me and Johnny had to burn her with his lighter to get her off.
by Lucky Bucky April 3, 2008
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Leachfuck

1. To accept unearned handouts from government agencies.

2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.
1. La Fawnduh hates to work so she had 6 kids and lives off unemployment and medicaid. She's a leachfuck.

2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leachfucks.
by coondog42 March 20, 2009
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