Lance

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Hazel Grace Lancaster

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.

Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.

by BeMyAugustusWaters.Okay? June 21, 2014

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Mayor of Lannach

Obamas best friend

Friend "Have you heard of the Mayor of Lannach"

Obama "Whos the Mayor of Lannach?"

Friend "Nigga"

Obama "woah"

by yung john October 28, 2019

Lanasexual

Lanasexuality is romantic or sexual attraction or behavior toward Lana Parrilla/Evil Queen of Once Upon a Time. The term is especially used in the context of human sexual attraction to denote romantic or sexual feelings toward Lana Parrilla. The problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just sexually or romantically attracted to Lana Parrilla. There may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. They may also go through a period of Regalsis

Nelly- I was just on Tiny Chat with Katie and she's freaking
Marguerite- What's wrong with her?
Samantha- She's trying to sort out all these feels for Lana Parrilla
Marguerite- What's wrong with that?
Nelly- She thinks she may be Lanasexual
Samantha- Oh...
Nelly- me too.

by NellyPheenix November 27, 2012

Landrie

Landrie is an amazingly strong girl. Stands up for what she believes in, and stands up for others. NO MATTER WHAT. Always loyal and extremely talented. She never gives up even when people say she can’t she proves them wrong. Also she is always there for anyone who needs her. She has a strong belief and is all around the kind of friend everyone needs.Remember size doesn’t matter.

Person 1:I having a rough time and I need a trustworthy friend.
Person 2:You know what you need.
Person 1: What?
Person2:LANDRIE

by The horse lover esha November 24, 2018