Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003

kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

by Alexand June 23, 2006

Kristen Stewart

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.

Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.

by Dic101 August 10, 2009

Sky Kitten

Common household fly.

Name inspired by PETAs 'Sea Kitten' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference.

Aww - don't kill that fly! They're Sky Kittens you know. You wouldn't swat a kitten!! ...or would you?

by Zebidee55 June 21, 2009

Basket of kittens

Teh best picture in the whole damn world

Last night I can't stop staring at the basket of kittens

by Timecode April 10, 2005