Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

lauren kelsie forkner

The most amazing girl in the entire world she deserves the best

She is such a nice person when ever someone is feeling down she just knows how to cheer them up

Even when she should "strongly dislike" someone she doesn't because she is way to amazing

Lauren I am sorry about everything you deserve the best. I know when your older your ganna do great things with your life because your a smart and talented woman

I just want you to be happy.

I love you "too infinity and beyond" -Buz Lightyear

Lauren Kelsie forkner is so smart

by Tyshdhsb January 23, 2014

Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

Dirty Kaysie

When a girl gives you bomb ass sex, but in the morning you end up having a tingling sore dick. You rip off your boxers to find you have genital warts.

Guy 1: How was the girl last night? 😉
Guy 2: Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1: Oh man, you dicks got genital warts!

by OldmanJebberson December 3, 2019

fukawawa.kelsi

A tiktoker who posts roblox videos and other things, her username used to be kelsi_rblx but she changed it with her friends.

“Have you heard of that tiktoker fukawawa.kelsi?”

“Yeah shes so cool!”

by Randomgirlyxo December 14, 2020

Buč Kesidi

A hot ass band from Pančevo that has really swag fan base. Mainly sing about parties and "tomorrow mornings"

Yo I listen to Buč Kesidi.

Yo bro you must have a lot of sex.

by mentally unstable bisexual December 28, 2021

Dirty Keyaira

a Dirty Keyaira is a dark skin baddie who likes to jerk off white men on planes

im gonna pull a dirty keyaira on my flight to mexico

by i didnt do it man D: May 11, 2024