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Kentucky Fucked

For when saying you got "fucked" doesn't quite cut it
That presentation was so bad, their grades are gonna get Kentucky Fucked
by CSquirrel April 18, 2020
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Union, Kentucky

A city in NORTHERN Kentucky (a.k.a., the only place in Kentucky without any rednecks). It's county is Boone. It has a population of around 3,000. It's your standard, run-of-the-mill suburban city. The only famous person who lives here is Josh Hutcherson (the kid from Zathura).
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Union, Kentucky.

Person 1: Where?
by OrthodoxShepard December 9, 2010
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kentucky brownbottom

the physical remains(in undergarments-although sometimes outwardly bleeding through the pants) of a hangover induced fart that let a bit more out of the body than gas
Did you see Charlie? He said he was gonna fart then took off in a sprint. I looked over and saw he had fat Kentucky Brownbottom. He's gotta slow down on the sauce.
by sloppyfatmuthahfucker November 22, 2009
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kentucky blowout

The act of blowing a giant repulsive wad of snot from one's nose while pinching the opposite nostril closed.
Ian just hosed me with a nasty fucking kentucky blowout.
by sharptoenailz May 18, 2009
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The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
by S.P.G December 8, 2011
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Kentucky Hotpocket

When a man sh*ts inside a womens vagina, then goes to pound town.
Dan and his wife tried the Kentucky Hotpocket last night.
by Blondy6913 October 1, 2018
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Kentucky fondue

After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."
by Cletus T Judd August 4, 2008
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