Keith

Everyone has a Keith. A Keith is that guy who cheats on his girlfriend and has hella girls on the side. Keith continuously encourages your own boyfriend to be just like him. Don't be a Keith.

"I get so pissed when my boyfriend hangs out with Keith"

by Jlodow March 16, 2017

Keito

He is a very funky person. He is sometimes very loud and is constantly looking for a new girlfriend. You may find it on tinder or any other dating app. You can usually find him with sunglasses on even inside buildings. Usually wearing headphones and rocking to his own songs.

He's such a Keito.

As always, Keito is in his own world.

by TeaParty1998 May 29, 2020

Shaq-Keith

known cohort of Big Poppa Pump, able to lift heavy weight without benefit of normal brain activity. Prone to roid-rage, and exageratted posing. Tendency to rip rims off childrens hoops, and collect in his yard. Member of the 225 Pound club, down with the ladies...

Damn, Shaq-Keith can lift almost as much as Macktastic Shizzle!

by Big Poppa Pump (Macktastic Shizzle) April 13, 2004

keito

A weird 14 years old asian kid that like to scream I love RAMEN

That guy is souch a Keito

by NOT A KEITO February 20, 2018

keithbuckley

A swell gent who attended cardinal newman school for gays. Currently enjoys jerking off to dudes in soap operas, reading the wall street journal, and licking anus. His sister is hot. He is not. Spends most of his free time seducing vulnerable chaps such as rolandpitcairn and kurtpappy. Can usually be found felching, munting, or giving an occasional glass-bottom boat.

"have you heard about John and how he took it up the ass by that huge black dude?"
"Oh yeah man, he pulled a total keithbuckley

by Marklar Marklar March 21, 2008

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

Keith Power

1. A homosexual vagina
2. A pussy
3. Skinny Bitch
4. hairy... yeah thats it
5. Skyler Boy toy

Wow what a Keith Power...

by LoganLindy October 23, 2011