ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

Ken Holley

An annoying opinionated hobbit looking man creature.

That guy is such a Ken Holley

Or

Oi, what are you? A Ken Holley?

by Deadshot1234512345 August 6, 2016

Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.

Claire Ken, she’s gorgeous.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Ken

Barbie’s gay cousin she think is her boy even tho he’s using her to get to barbie’s jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr’s dad.

Person 1: Ur mom is a Ken!

Person 2: Ur mom is a Blair princess Sophya

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Kenned

a great event occurs which causes your dick and balls to be blown off

Dude, I was fully kenned by that pizza and beer last night.

I got that promotion at work, I'm completely kenned.

by creatorofKenned May 4, 2022

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005