pulling a Judson

The act of wearing a pink shirt with plaid shorts while constantly using sweet sayings such as "thats what she said"

dude 1:are you dressing up to go out tonight?
other dude:Not sure, i was thinking of pulling a Judson
dude 1:what do you mean?
other dude:its easy, you just need a pink shirt and plaid shorts
dude 1: wow, thats hard man
other dude:thats what she said!

by boredatwork4 July 17, 2009

The first judgement

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

by Just insaiyan November 2, 2013

judo

A form of Martial Art based around grappling and holding techniques.

Judo is a Martial Art form and sport, not a Jew.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

Topix 'Judge It' Wuss

One who cannot stand up to a debate against an intellectually superior person when posting on the Topix website (www.topix.com) and anonymously uses the "Judge It" buttons instead. A chronic case would involve cyberstalking this person and judging every comment with the same icons regardless of the content being judged.

It became obviously to me after seeing the consistent "Judge Icons" being attached to my comments that I had attracted the attention of another loser Topix 'Judge It' Wuss.

by RM in AZ October 30, 2008

juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.

Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.

by AitkenRomeo June 11, 2006

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

Judycolosis

JUDYCOLOSIS
Future epidemic that would spread worldwide.

JU⋅DY⋅COL⋅O⋅SIS (derived from the word Judy)
An incurable disease which contains symptoms as:
Early Stages : Lameness, light ignorance, retardedness, short term memory loss, hopelessness and a desire for a moustache
Middle Stage: Gullibility, POKEitis, Extreme cases of laughing and happiness, overreaction, reminiscent, long term memory loss
Final/Fatal Stage: Incurable overall. Symptoms above react dramatically and continuously. In some cases, Quackitis and Face Spasm.

You are undergoing a worldwide epidemic called Judycolosis.

by everythingyouneedtoknow September 27, 2010