the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
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