Jordan

A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait

Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ?

Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?

Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW

Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !