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Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.
person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha
by Ria Nona December 15, 2008
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Jonna

She's a girl, who is introvert. She has her own world and likes to write her fantasies in a book. She is corny when joking, and lack experience about the outside world (reality). She looks ordinary and tries to do things she normally do not enjoy doing, it's acting.

She could be dark at times and vulnerable to depression. So she always tries to commit suicide but she lacks courage to do so, but it always ends with only attemps.
"Jonna had no sense of reality… if you need answers about novels, magics, or anything about impossibilities, try to ask her 'cause she knows best."
by VviannceMarko August 27, 2021
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jonne

To jonnne is to motorboat someones tits but at the same time as they are getting eaten out, it is also to have lesbian intercourse
Carol was so hawwwtt that i decided to jonne her.
by Pricilia April 3, 2008
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Jonni

Jonni is a name for fucking bitches and faggots. Jonni is a druggie who drinks and dies. He often gets tattoos at the tattoo parlor when he's bored. Having the name Jonni is fucking bad and means you're a fucking bitch.
Jonni is a fucking bitch
by TheScooter879 August 24, 2017
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jonnica

the language of the jonnes. it is a very elaborate african dialect and consists of clicks, groans, grunts, moans, and other various vocal cord abuse.
american woman: hey! what nationality are you?

jonne man: ghhaaa ghaaa-jonnicaaaa kakk gheeeee

(american woman backs away slowly)
by Shaniniqwa June 27, 2008
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Jonnor

What a fish does when it dies..
person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!
by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010
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jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.
'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'
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