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The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.
"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."
by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007
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Cameltoe Jockey

Anybody riding a cameltoe. - box, pussy, vagina, etc.
That Cameltoe Jockey is coming down the line on that MILF's pants!
by CameltoeJockey May 15, 2005
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Related Words

poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.
1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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pole jockey

Making pole-pilates funner, one can exercise her core muscles' strength playing pole jockey to some satisfied audience.
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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cock jockey

a relatively short man or woman who jumps up and down on a penis or strap on, imitating the action of a horse jockey.
"I was a cock jockey last night when Bill thrusted is man meat in my ass."
by HighLitedHelion February 27, 2009
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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
by merryment May 8, 2005
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Knob Jockey

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.
by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003
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