person 1: "oh shit Jessica's dog just ate my grandma!!!"
person 2: "Jessica needs to discipline her pets!"
person 2: "Jessica needs to discipline her pets!"
by grandson of dead grandmother August 15, 2017
Get the jessicamug. a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
by ivorywirea7x February 29, 2008
Get the jessicamug. She's a sweet, shy girl with light colored hair. She's very kind and loving, she'll always be there in times of need. She likes to dance and likes some sports. She is geeky and very smart. Overall she's a lovely girl with a kind heart.
by o-o January 10, 2019
Get the jessicamug. "dam. Jessica".
by Jerico boom November 22, 2021
Get the jessicamug. Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008
Get the Jessicaismmug. jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!
georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate
by welovejessica October 17, 2018
Get the jessicamug. someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.
by youcreepcreepcreeper January 1, 2012
Get the jessicamug.