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Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.
Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.
by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends
Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why
by clappingdeeznuts April 13, 2015
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"
" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"
by ChanG2 September 26, 2011
mugGet the Jakesmug.

Jake

by ravens52fan37 October 4, 2008
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.
Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.
by Dizzleswag November 22, 2011
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

is a faggot.
by Jakethepenislover September 7, 2013
mugGet the Jakemug.

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