Skip to main content

cock junkie

Damn, that bitch is a straigt up cock junkie!
by J RAW December 18, 2003
mugGet the cock junkie mug.

junk shot

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.
joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010
mugGet the junk shot mug.
Related Words

Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010
mugGet the Junk Driving mug.

f5 Junkies

A person who constantly refreshes their email inbox just in case someone has emailed them in the last 2 seconds
No matter how much of an F5 junkie you are, he's not going to email you!
by rob heeney March 11, 2004
mugGet the f5 Junkies mug.

cartoon junkie

a cesspool organism that thinks straight male youtubers having abusive sex is kinky and also looks like the mayor's son from horton hears a who
guy one: hey man, where's that slime coming from?
guy two: there must be a drooling cartoon junkie close by
by godjustdiealready October 4, 2017
mugGet the cartoon junkie mug.

junk

I was high on junk, and the warm winds of santa anna felt alright.
by hott enchilada July 17, 2003
mugGet the junk mug.

junklady

(1)trashy event organiser/DJ based in London

(2) someone who steals your artwork/course work and passes it off as their own to gain a pretty poor 2:2

(3) Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
the event was so poor that only a junklady suffering the Windypops would want to attend.

Rob is a right thieving twat! He plagiarized my work, but still only managed a 2:2

Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!
So don't shade your eyes
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!
Only be sure always to call it, please, "research"!
by halloweenjack January 1, 2006
mugGet the junklady mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email