Ivan

The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.
Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.
by .:M.e:. December 25, 2022
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Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...

- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.
by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021
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A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan
by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021
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Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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This person likes to fuck Ben :)))
Ben and Ivan fucked again
by M_I_L_F August 30, 2021
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Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
by Ivans so fine November 08, 2022
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Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
Omg, why is it so big ivan??
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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