The Inverto

When a young man who wishes to be a women inverts his penus and stands in a mirror looking at the body he desires so greatly.

Byron- Dude i walked in on sam doing The Inverto.. and he had one of those shittie drawings of a so called "poatato" on the ground.

Liam- Shit man is he gay or somthing?

by Mcgrizley April 16, 2009

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

by Itsthisgirl October 6, 2016

Inverse Ascension

A song by the metal band 'Chaos Faerie'.
The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.

"You heard Inverse Ascension by CF?"
"Yeah... fuckin' sucks don't it?"
"FUCK YOU!"

by The man in the know March 17, 2009

Invertigo

Term generally used to describe people who have mastered DDR. Ultimate breed of human unparalleled by the rest of mankind. Epitome of human evolution

There is only one Invertigo and that is OlLiExInVeRtIgO ;)

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

invert

similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005

Inverse Cam-Whore

A person who, like a cam-whore, is constantly taking pictures with a camera. However, unlike a cam-whore, this person is taking pictures, not of themselves, but of random, pointless things, like dirt, feet, et cetera.

I was at the party with Susan last night, GOD was she such an inverse cam-whore. She kept taking pictures of people's DRINKS!

by HORNY FUCKING PANDA September 6, 2011