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italians, who &&' what are italians? italians are tha greatest people to ever roam earth! we're sexy olive skinned &&' dark haired beasts; talk about your great butts, bodys, and eyes. we're intelligent, dream big, and succeed in anything from cooking-sports! We're also great artists Leonardo Divinci &&' Micheal angelo. we've got some more famous names like Marco Polo, Bellini, Rafaelle Galilei, Dante, Marcus, Aurelius, Virgil, Cato, Umberto, Eco. Yeah we're gangsters (Not gangstas, we're NOT black, or we're not big gold ring wearing, gold chained freaks like those idiots make us seem just tough,caring, and wont be messed with) but that just means our mafia will kill yours if you mess with our families or our nation because organized crime (successfully). Most italians come from a large family, of 7 or 8 kids, and our nation is beautiful with our beaches, long pathways, and little markets; call us what you will "Dons, Guidos, Wops, Guineas, Paisanos" any realy italian would take it as a compliment that we're so great you gave us special nik names (:
italians; we're beautiful: looks,personality,nationally! and we love everybody. but mess with our familys and you'll get plenty of hand gestures! plus we're always right so give up (:
by italian_beauty December 10, 2010
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greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety
Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?
by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008
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italian chandelier

when the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. both are facing upward, and the girl pushes up with her hands. rumour is it is a very calorie burning sex position.
Big Bertha dropped 20 lbs after practicing the italian chandelier with her boyfriend all week.
by Donovan Johnson October 5, 2005
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Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.
by Atldmb June 24, 2013
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Idalia

Another “I” name that fucked Florida in the ass
Congrats Idalia. You just joined Ian, Irma, and Ivan on the list of infamous Florida hurricanes
by RandoBitch August 30, 2023
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Loko Italiano

An alcoholic drink containing 2 Parts Espresso 2 Parts Sambucca Blanco.

Consumed by Goombas all over.
Four Loko's are whack you need a Loko Italiano.
by NJGoomba October 17, 2010
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crazy italian

A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy
"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"
by Josh♥ May 19, 2014
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