by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023
Get the if you aint dutch you aint much mug.A fat cow "If we don't have it..."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the If we don't have it... mug.A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023
Get the If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday mug.“Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
by Dickandballsguy12 June 27, 2023
Get the if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle mug.something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
by smores21 July 19, 2012
Get the if anything changes I'll let you know mug.If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.
Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
by Marztav January 9, 2009
Get the If thats what makes you sleep at night. mug.Think of positives and negatives (gay being the negative). Currently the sum of the equations is called sex points and more sex points means good sex. So if you add -1 - -1 it would equal 2 as in two sex points meaning good sex. The negatives cancel out each other which makes it not gay if two gay guys kiss.
by faggetron2000 December 2, 2019
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