Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.

If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

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Ivan

a thick nigga with balls.

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.

by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022

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bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

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Ivan

A short red haired kid who likes writing. He's like Ed Sheeran, you like him sometimes but sometimes he's a weird smurf.

"Where is that kid Ivan?"
"He's taking the biggest dump of his life."

by TaroTheBarrow October 29, 2021

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in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!

I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good

by ivanism expert September 15, 2021

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