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how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme
Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"
by whatthehellrichard March 8, 2018
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how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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How does it feel to fight for a dying republic?

*When a European looks in on the U.S and her internal fighting against political parties and ask.."

Euro: How does it feel to fight for a dying republic?

Any Patriot, U.S Nationalist, or Veteran: Euphoric
by Savagebacon06 June 22, 2021
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about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020
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Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.
Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld January 14, 2022
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