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Peruvian Hot Dog 

A small dick, far below average size
Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.
Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

Italian Hot Dog 

When a female is double penetrated by two penises simultaneously in her pussy and butt.
Now that hoe walks funny and acquired a possible speech impediment.

Antonio and Rocco served that thot an Italian Hot Dog for Sunday dinner.
Italian Hot Dog by Jersey Jen December 21, 2018

Philly Beef Hot Dog

When a male takes a poop on another girls chest right between the boobs, and tittie fucking her right after, making a Philly Beef Hot Dog.
Male: Let me poop on your chest.
Female: Why?
Male: I want to make a Philly Beef Hot Dog
Philly Beef Hot Dog by slap dick December 10, 2014

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a sharpner company
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Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick 

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."