hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

krakatoa hooping

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bruh krakatoa hooping

by very epic mans November 20, 2021

to the hoop

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.

When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.

by Duderino grande February 15, 2018

boop boop hoop yeah

Cbeerleader pharse, Means lets do this, excitement.

Boop Boop Hoop Yeah! That's right that's right!

by Chachachacheer January 17, 2014

Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.

We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

Hoop

(1) To insert a high note or series of high notes, during a special time in a gospel song - either during a music break or at the end of a leader's solo/lead in a fast last paced song; using vibrato - usually sang by a mean ole soprano but can be sang by anyone. (Great hopsel choirs usually have about 2-3 tenors that can hit the high notes as well)

(2) When a preacher begins to get deep in his/her sermon that he/she often begins to growl, take heavy deep breaths in between statements (also called a tune-up)

(1) "Did you hear that tenor hit that high hoop at the end of that verse?! It was perfect! Sound like James Hall and WAP's tenors."

(2) "Rev. Smith started hooping and tore up the church....tuned up the whole song!"

by Professor of Music 1984 December 28, 2016