hoon

When you program on livestream naked

honey he's hardcore hooner
I'm going to hoooooooon

by fukubby12 April 18, 2024

Hoongry

When you are so tired and hungry you start slurring your words. You are hoongry. If you don’t get a snack now, you will burst.

I haven’t eaten since 7am and it is now 5pm. I will burst into confetti if I don’t have a snack. I am hoongry.

I am so hungry I will fall over and collapse. I am hoongry.

by Poet678 May 20, 2024

hontard

A term of endearment for your significant other when they are being ignorant and/or silly.

Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.

Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.

&
Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.

by Butt Munch 9000 December 2, 2024

Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively

1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket”
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”

by NZguru January 15, 2025

Hoonani

Means your body

(Hoo-na-nee)

Last time I got chicken pox my whole hoonani got covered in hives

by Kmdarr February 7, 2026

Hoonigan

Guys named Tony or Anthony who strictly only eat Bev Ham, the rarest ham in the world.

(Person 1)Hey look at that hoonigan stuffing his mouth full of Bev Ham!
(Person 2) ((vomiting violently))

by BlurredSpeech April 24, 2025

Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)

I'm such a hoon

by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025