Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 19, 2017
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This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.
These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!
"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"
by the cock wrangler November 20, 2022
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Giving your high school teacher a tieโ€ฆUNPROVOKED
Homophobe: I gave my music teacher a tie cuz I thought he would like it.

Normal person: YOURE SO HOMOPHOBIC ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿšซ! How dare you!?! You should be expelled!
by Norma1_p3rs0n May 14, 2022
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If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be โ€œYour mom gayโ€ โ€œNo Uโ€ even overcoming the dreaded โ€œUr grandpap a trapโ€. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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Homophobiced

The action of experiencing homophobia
Lani homophobiced me because I said Lil nas X is hot.
by A human with hair June 10, 2021
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