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toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed
by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018
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Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018
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Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button
Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube
by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019
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pepe haskins

pepe haskins is kinda weird. although he gives you gum, and is pretty nice, he kinda gets annoying. he just moans all of spanish class. if you sit infront of him (like me) then good luck.
omg wtf, pepe haskins just took a big shit in the toilet
by mrsbenware June 21, 2019
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adam hastings

only can date a girl for 1 week .almost allways gunna fuck ,good ball player but is gay
by neagan November 20, 2019
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