face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

by Reggie March 31, 2004

southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard

1) Pretty much a trailer trash inbred hilbilly with mental problems

OMFG that dude is such a southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard!

by fortifyd April 28, 2005

Having Motion

Basically being the opposite of fresh 8 (Alonte Joyner) or having no whoops

“Dang you really having motion, you must be staying away from fresh 8”

by Anon-31367 October 26, 2022

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

hazing

The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.

I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.

by Robert Bohn June 1, 2006

Having a Beeby

Having a general nightmare of a day. Often involves being particularly unlucky.

Jonathan is having a beeby

by Le Captain January 24, 2013

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019