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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!
by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025
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Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.
"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"
by Harry kidace September 5, 2016
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Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento
Brandons a hank. He has a hank way
by Cali1707 February 27, 2022
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Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
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Tom Hanks

To make sweet and passionate love with someone
I would love to make Tom Hanks with that woman
by Phil Xim August 3, 2021
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