The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
by egglin8017 January 4, 2022

One of the worst people ever.
Pick me type of boy.
Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Pick me type of boy.
Switch’s girls faster than the speed of light. Piece of garbage with no brain cells
Wow HANk he has no Brain cells
by Geheheh124 April 28, 2021

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room
by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

The most annoying person in the whole multiverse. Attention whore that doesnt shut up. i dont have the words to discribe this bitch. please cuss at this man whenever you see him. kick him for my sake. greasy ass hair. when you look at his face you wanna shoot a hole in it also you want to puke and you get trauma. stay away at all cost. i hate him from the deep pits of my heart.
hes the most disgusting guy ive ever seen. i dont have the words.
oh thats Hank. stay away from him for your own good
oh thats Hank. stay away from him for your own good
by ieatsocks May 15, 2023

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.
Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"
Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."
Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."
Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"
Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."
Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."
Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."
by HankerCanker September 29, 2010
