national handjob day 

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

national handjob day by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

Sympathy handjob 

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

Sympathy handjob by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023

Alaskan handjob 

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

Alaskan handjob by anonymous June 2, 2023

stinky handjob 

A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis

Bro that was a stinky handjob!

stinky handjob by waxonjackson420 June 23, 2023

Thai Handjob 

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

Thai Handjob by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

spicy handjob 

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.

Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.

spicy handjob by Teranyll September 9, 2023

Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.

Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!

Ratatouille Handjob by Smellyshart September 23, 2023