Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

Yellow Gusher

A yellow gusher is when a girl is giving a guy a blow job and the male urinates into the females mouth.

Tommy gave sherry a yellow gusher.

by seth69 August 19, 2011

Gunted

To kick a girl in her cooch

"My girl thought pregnancy was worse than being kicked in the balls, so I gunted her"

by LordH July 5, 2014

Guatemala

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.

Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.

by Lucio the Flying Quesadilla. May 26, 2009

guster

1. A person one thinks is attractive or would like to have relations with. Derived from the Spanish phrase 'Me Gusta' which means, "Pleases me" or "I like/enjoy"

2. Can also refer to a noun in a non sexual form.

3. Can also be shortened for a form of an adjective

1. "OMG DUDE! Look to your left, did you see that guster?!"
"Fuck, she was like 80, not very gust"

2. My car is a guster, I need to do some work to it though.

3. "I was walking around canal park and saw this fucking Gust Acura NSX, it was from South Dakota, WTF"

"I was playing a game of baseball, I was in the field, bases loaded, Ichiro hit a home run and I did this gust jump off the wall to catch the ball."

by Bruce September 17, 2006

guate

one sexy motherfucker

guate is one sexy motherfucker

by flying floozy May 11, 2018

salty gusher

you cum in a girls belly button, then you punch her in the clitoris, because of the pain she bends over and the cum oozes out like a gusher

when you brig a girl home and she takes to long to put out you give her a salty gusher

by salty gusher June 15, 2010