Guinnorhea

A condition describing the state of one's bowels after a long weekend of drinking Guinness

Bro do you want to go out tonight.

No bro I have guinnorhea after that long St. Patrick's Day weekend

by Meathammer800 March 23, 2017

Guinness Hater

One who hates Guinness or criticizes those who drink it.

Don't let that Guinness hater criticize you for not ordering a hazy IPA.

by Fred Waldron March 18, 2019

Guinnephobia

An irrational fear of Guinness alcoholic beverages, often accompanied by a response of denial, confusion and/or anger when exposed to sight, smell, taste or mere mention of a branded beer or other product. A Guinnephobe is a person who suffers from Guinnephobic traits or tendencies.

You can't even mention Guinness around that guy without him going off on you... He must suffer from Guinnephobia!

by FazFX March 18, 2019

Guinness

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

by Icono June 7, 2022

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Fizzy Guinness

When you loosen the lid of a carbonated drink, hold it on the top of the bottle whilst shaking it vigorously, and then quickly shove it up their ass so the lid explodes off and a combination of froth and shit spills everywhere

My girlfriend pissed me off last night so as we finished doggy style, I snuck a Fizzy Guinness up her ass

by Electric jacko May 31, 2018

The Guinness

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"

He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022