Indian Ass Grab

When you put both your thumbs up an ass crack while kicking them in the pussy in a red pair of metal cleats.

Hey Janice bend over the Sound Horse is about to Indian Ass Grab you.

by Dr. Doom420 May 16, 2021

grabbing a chocolate bar

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2014

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016

The Grab n Dab

A complex technique for those that have mastered the art of the hamdjob. As made popular publically by The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the handjob giver grabs the handjob receivers erect or flaccid penis and makes a swift dab motion.

Dave: So Bill, how'd you know that Karen was the one

Bill: Well you see David, my good lad, Karen can perform the Grab N Dab perfectly. Its widely known that only the best of the best can pull it off.

by Hungeryboi November 2, 2019

Tit grab Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November and December, guys are allowed to grab a girls boob

“Can’t wait for Tit grab Tuesday!”

by BoyManBoy October 5, 2021

Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

by zozeyety November 27, 2020

grab your sticks

When you ask your opponent in a local multiplayer video game to prepare for the next match. Initial reference of "sticks" is derived from the dual-stick Playstation and Xbox controllers.

You just got owned, son. Grab your sticks, and let's go another round.

by shabadoollama April 27, 2017