juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 21, 2017

Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012

goose tickle

When you are having sex with a girl and stick your finger into her asshole and tickle your own dick through her asshole walls

She was pissing me off, so I gave her the ol' goose tickle.

by CreamTeam! April 20, 2015

Loose as a Goose

Really Drunk

An intoxicated person, Loose as a Goose

by Richard Cannie May 25, 2009

goose bump

noun
reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation

I can't think of any example related to goose bump now

by zzunaira December 3, 2007

The Canadian Goose

When three people sit side by side and someone else stands facing the middle person. The middle person will be jacking off the two side people while giving head to the one standing so it looks like the middle person is flapping his/her wings while moving their neck up and down....the motion a Canadian Goose makes. They may also make a "honking" sound because they are choking on dick.

Susie's throat was sore after performing the Canadian Goose.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

goose egg

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

by disco stu September 24, 2003