small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009

liberty goggles

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.

I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.

by libertydude August 8, 2011

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005

indian goggles

The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.

Amy loves it when Charlie gives her a special treat & lets her wear his indian goggles.

by Rachel S from Phoenix March 2, 2004

indian eye goggles

Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.

I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indian eye goggles last night. Nice.

by yinzer84 July 26, 2014

cum goggles

Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.

See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)

by u r f November 1, 2007

Goggle

A term used in the West Indies & other Caribbean islands that means giving head, blow job, etc.

"Gal yuh never goggle,Yuh never goggle suh him caan tell him friend nuttin" Tanya Stephens.

The song jus says don't give a guy head because he will talk about you later, he won;t respect you, etc.

by island mamaz January 14, 2009