by Cha$e October 01, 2006
the beholder who has a ghost for an eyeball is a crazy man or woman that sees things out of the ordinary. they are fucking crazy.
by CheVelle 50 December 10, 2021
A ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the habanero. Basically it feels like rimming the devil after he eats mexican. Shitting one out feels like hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your asshole. Indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. Also known as Satan Testicals, Hell Peppers, and Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Dumbass: I'm going to eat this bright ass pepper!
Satan: Would you mind licking my nuts when you're done back there?
Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?
Satan: (Laughs) Ghost Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.
Satan: Would you mind licking my nuts when you're done back there?
Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?
Satan: (Laughs) Ghost Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.
by juicebear February 16, 2014
The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.
by m luv March 03, 2004
the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
by Alfonso P. McLean April 04, 2004
by Natalia Bermudez May 01, 2022
Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.
by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020