In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'
by philip June 9, 2004
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Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
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A function at which the gender roles are reversed, or manipulated in various ways. Also, a person who explores the boundaries of gender roles, or outright denies their existance
"I went to this great gender bender last night, where I met this kick ass guy, at least I thought so because of his skirt."
by onestanza April 9, 2004
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by Empty Garden September 12, 2005
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by lil 8-Ball February 5, 2007
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The term was coined in the early 21st century by English Literature students.
The term was coined in the early 21st century by English Literature students.
JULIET: Rome, Rome, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Suddenly, and rather inexplicably, a Geddes drops onto the balcony and slices Juliet in half, before disappearing into the night
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO: Um... Juliet?
Suddenly, and rather inexplicably, a Geddes drops onto the balcony and slices Juliet in half, before disappearing into the night
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO: Um... Juliet?
by i_am_the_walrus May 21, 2008
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