gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018

Gary Pipe

A Yorkshire phrase used to describe an anus

Wow Terry I was out last night and I did that girl up the Gary pipe

by Kurbyking September 1, 2021

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Gary Green

A slang term for marijuana. Often used at festivals, heard on shakedown street when trying to find the stuff without being found by the Fuzz.

Yo! Anybody seen Gary? Gary Green?

by Toust April 29, 2010

Gary Oldman

Be careful, that R is a life saver. you nearly searched... well look for yourself.

John "what's your favourite letter?"
Jimmy "definitely R."
John "why's that"
Jimmy "it saved me from searching gay oldman, instead i just searched gary oldman"

by pockst3r_95 September 23, 2020

Gary Connolly

Gary Connolly (Mr Connolly) is the biggest machine out there he cannot teach a class and almost starts crying every class he has because he is retarded he dressed up as slender man for Halloween so he is also known as slender man

Gary Connolly is gay as fuck dawg

by BALD MARTIN October 3, 2019

gary tiptoe

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.

ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.

Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.

by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016