Gravity

Gravity is the one thing, that whenever you feel lost, would pull you back in (Even when you really don't want to)

Sheldon Cooper: Gravity, though art, sometimes a heartless bitch.

by Bou3lam July 5, 2018

Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.

An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.

by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018

Gravity

Gravity is a force that pulls you down towards the center of an object. When you jump up, you go “down”. Gravity also makes large object such as Earth round because Gravity pulls from every direction toward the center of the Earth. Every object in the universe including you, have gravity, it is just extremely weak to even pull or overcome anything. Gravity also keeps our planets and moons in orbit. Even the ISS. The closer you are to the object, the faster you have to go to rotate it. That’s why Mercury takes 88 days to make a full rotation and 2,000 years for Pluto to make a full orbit.

Gravity keeps you and air on Earth.

by thesonon August 8, 2018

Gravitities

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

Gravity

A mysterious force caused by tiny particles that makes you die in a black hole.

You died because you the mysterious gravity force killed u.

by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT November 21, 2018

gravitowards

Moving in a forward direction to meet up with an object, person or idea. Physically, you would waddle like a duck while leading with your panis

Sometime I gravitowards embarrassing situations.

by AW words January 10, 2019

gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019