The most perfect man. No human could ever mount to such perfection. He is the kindest you could ever possibly come across. He has the biggest heart. He has the ability to make you forget all sadness and can also release all stress. One hug from Geraldo can cure all illnesses. He is the kind of man you show your parents- they will love him and ask him to marry you instantly. Nothing could possibly go wrong when being around Geraldo. He also happens to have the most contagious laugh. He is strong, sweet, kind, *handsome*, and one of a kind. If you date Geraldo, you will never date a man as perfect as he is. He has the warmest lap (great for many purposes). He truly raises the bar for everyone's standards. Geraldo would make the best husband and father. Marry Geraldo.
"So, I heard you're seeing someone new...? ;)"
"Yeah, his name is Geraldo."
"Damn, that's crazy. You must be so happy. When is the wedding?"
"Yeah, his name is Geraldo."
"Damn, that's crazy. You must be so happy. When is the wedding?"
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