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futurish

When someone is child-like, we call them childish. So, when something seems future-like it is futurish.
Futurish things like hover boards and time crystals are already being made. Designer babies sound futurish, but we have the technology to add genes to an egg. Many people think environmental disaster is futurish but it is already happening.
by pinyon June 22, 2022
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future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
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Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.
Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!
by Pushpie March 16, 2023
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FutureDorothy

A Ukrainian Trolling Machine Paid For By iTristan To Troll BachiBachBach.
I, FutureDorothy... Am A New Generation Madonna, I Wanna Get Fucked By 10 clowns In Front Of World Leaders As A Sign Of The Second Coming Of Christ!
by FutureDorothy May 22, 2023
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considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.
Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.
by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014
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Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.
I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.
by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016
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Broke Futurist

A person who hustles daily on their craft, sacrificing common "luxuries" (Starbucks, eating out, new cars, clothes, etc) in order to manifest the life they've always dreamed.

Any one whose mastered the art of "delayed gratification", whether 3 years old or 93, is a broke futurist.

A person who has a lot of cryptocurrency but not a lot of fiat (usd) = Broke Futurist
"I'm tired of Tron never coming out with us, why does he work so much?"

"because Tron has some big fucking dreams and isn't satisfied with just getting... he's a broke futurist."
by Jack Brite June 11, 2018
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