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fruit booter

A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.
I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.
by Patrick November 9, 2004
mugGet the fruit bootermug.

Evil Fruits

A clan where all the qualitys of the words Evil and Fruits come together to P4WN YOUR AZZ!!!!1111
Fuck me I just got p4ned by the Evil fruits, the're rotten to the core
by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006
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ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017
mugGet the ripe fruitmug.

Fruit Loader

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.
by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007
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sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.
Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.
by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019
mugGet the sewer fruitmug.

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.
After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.
by deejinator27 July 29, 2014
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fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.
gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol
by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011
mugGet the fruit-beamedmug.

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