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Foot Salute

Tapping your foot on the brake as you pass a highway patrol or police car to make the policeman feel intimidating and important.
I unwittingly passed the highway patrol car going 10 miles over the speed limit; had I not given him a last-second foot salute I'd be sitting in traffic school right now.
by richies February 17, 2010
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flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.
Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."
by heartfox December 5, 2009
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football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.
I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.
by OhFee April 21, 2017
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Street Foot

The result of when a girl gets too drunk to walk home in her heels, so she takes them off and walks barefoot on the nasty ass streets.
Damn BonBon! you got some nasty ass street foot from walking home from the club last night.
by Mali Boom Boom October 21, 2010
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Sarah Bear Foot

When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.

Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.
Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.
by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012
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15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."
by pmac51 June 1, 2006
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football ear

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.
girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.
Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?
by Eroll September 6, 2005
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